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JustJeff's avatar

Ah yes, the KFC saga continues—a politician so greasy he could deep fry himself. The CGNA’s outrage over a satirical Jesus meme is peak performance art. Aesop, hats off to you for holding up a mirror to the piety parade. While Kirk is busy cross-referencing Bible verses with his Cayman Islands accounts, the CGNA is playing mental gymnastics to protect their golden calf—er, colonel. But hey, if this is the hill they want to die on, I'm sure Kirk has a convenient prayer pose ready for the photo op. Keep the satire coming, Aesop—someone’s gotta keep these clowns from drowning in their own hypocrisy. BTW, the RickRoll was priceless

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Jessica's avatar

Seems that the mayoral election has turned into who is the most pious, this week. Laughable, given what all of us know and what some of us know.

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Jorge Milagro's avatar

Sincere question, was "we are more pious than you" your takeaway from this article?

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Jessica's avatar

This is tiring. You’re at least 10 years late to the circus. It’s been a while since you trolled me. I was expecting you.

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Justin Rite's avatar

Excuse me but didn’t you move to Palm Beach? Shut your hypocritical hole and go away already. Your opinion is as useful as one-ply gas station toilet paper after a night of drinking and Dennys.

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Jessica's avatar

As I sit here in the Gables. Was expecting you too.

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Justin Rite's avatar

You may sit here but you cannot vote here. 😂

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Justin Rite's avatar

The reason these bums assume you’re on Lagos payroll is because they are on KFCs payroll. It’s like the guy who accuses his wife of cheating only because he’s cheating and the guilt is getting to him. These clowns are so predictable. I love that they are so offended by a satirical image but not by him cashing out on a “nonprofit” besides we all know he printed that image, framed it, and hung it over his headboard. I can think of many reasons why he would do that, but it’s lent so I’ll keep those thoughts to myself. Would want to blaspheme and cause another uproar.

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Jessica's avatar

It’s reasonable to assume Aesop is on the payroll because Ariel was previously on the payroll. This is public record- words from Lago’s mouth. Ariel wrote what he was told. Why is it unreasonable to assume, based on past experience?

That said, who cares if Aesop is or isn’t at this point.

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Justin Rite's avatar

Well if we are assuming based on past experiences, let’s assume Kirk will be a disastrous failure like he was in the city of miami, and will line his pockets like he is doing with the “nonprofit”

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Jay Spieler's avatar

"First, I, too, am a Christian. So nice try."

This should settle the matter once and for all.

I AM NOT AESOP.

Now move along.

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Rafael Contreras's avatar

Leave Jesus alone. For ALL have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. Romans 3:23

Let's see who indeed stands on his or her own INTEGRITY. We hope to vote for honest and smart public servants, not self-serving clowns. We hope to vote for candidates that give us our hard-earned money's worth,

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Monique B Beauchamp's avatar

It’s disheartening to see both sides of this political debate invoking religion to justify their positions. The focus should be on policies and the future of our community, not on religious rhetoric. While many claim to embody Christian values, actions often speak louder than words. Let’s remember that faith should not be weaponized in a political campaign. Instead, let’s keep our discussions centered on what truly matters: the well-being of our city and its residents. May the best candidate, who truly prioritizes our community, emerge victorious. Let’s focus on unity and progress!

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