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As always, very well written and factual.

It is still mindblowng to me that someone like Maria Cruz has the audacity to go before ANY one ANY where to discuss ethics. We call that “sin verguenza” in Spanish.

http://www.myfloridateacher.com/discipline/icmsorders/012-1377-FO-022916114916.pdf

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Best one yet 👏🏼👏🏼

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Star Date 17.4.2024...

The Vulcan home world has received communications regarding an illegal and illicit act carried out by an individual, known to the world of "Earth," as David Winker. Winker, according to a reliable and trustworthy source, has expressed confidence in his ability to (deceitfully) acquire an appropriate number of signatures required to initiate a recall process for an individual known as "Vince Lago." As a result of the information provided by a trustworthy and reliable source, the Vulcan Intelligence Agency has dispatched their highest ranked officer to intercept communications from Winker and his conspirator, known to Earthlings as "Maria Cruz," to dispel the myths being spread by the minions of their evil campaign. The Vulcan Officer has reported that Winker and Cruz have embraced their status as agitators, while disguising themselves as "activists." Additional sources have informed the Vulcan Officer of the likelihood of a failure on the part of Winker and Cruz in acquiring the appropriate number of verifiable signatures required to carry out the second portion of their crime against humanity. A reliable and trustworthy source has concluded that Winker and Cruz have produced a rhetoric that makes themselves appear as the saviors of democracy when, in fact, they have conducted an act that threatens the very fabrics of the community known as "Coral Gables." The Vulcan officer has determined that Winker and Cruz are an existential threat, founded upon lies, misinformation, and intimidation tactics. Thus, the Vulcan home world has deduced that Winker and Cruz are to be recognized as "Public Enemy #1" and should be approached with extreme caution. Individuals who interact with Winker and Cruz are advised to remain vigilant. Further investigations pending.

End of report... Completed and compiled by Vulcan Intelligence Officer 007.

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You must be a wife beater and/or a child abuser. You have no positive comments unless it is from the people who pay you. Who is the author of this and other articles? Why do you hide behind your keyboard? ? Your quote: "I do, however, stand behind this post and am willing to stake my credibility on its accuracy." What credibility? Who's credibility? Who are you?

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Thanks for your input, Ariel.

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Dear Mr Law and Order, why are YOU hiding behind your key board? Aesops Gables is not about positive comments, it’s about facts. In addition, as a woman, I find your comments of wife beater and or child abuser to be extremely offensive.

On another note, yesterdays public comments couldn’t have been more orchestrated between Mrs Maria Cruz and Mr Ariel Fernandez. Does anyone believe this was impromptu? Were they all in on it? I can only imagine the creative planning that went on behind the scenes.

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What a joke...and stupid too.

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Why would activists and Winkler align themselves with dark money interests likely , developers that want favorable changes in zoning ? They run the risk of discrediting their cause and themselves

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Check your facts. No developers involved here.

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Do you have any leads? Lago alleges Bittel is funding recall. Certainly not Cruz, Winkler, KFC

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