Aesop,WOW...once again with REAL news about the fabrications that KFC want all Coral Gables residents to believe.
Dr. Castro with her 'Yo no fui" face, total farce. She is like the Spanish saying goes" Tira la Piedra y Esconde la Mano." Kirk does not stay behind, leader of the band, KFC.... .
Finally—a post that didn’t require a machete, three Red Bulls, and a sherpa to get through. Refreshing to see Aesop in the kitchen, cooking this mess down into a consommé rather than the usual KFC bucket of greasy filler. Honestly, it was nice to indulge in something that didn’t feel like a double-down sandwich of lies, bluster, and Castro’s latest cosplay as the Wicked Witch of Zoning.
And speaking of the “Kirk Maneuver,” let’s all appreciate the poetry: a man who bluffs with weapons he doesn’t have, then brags about disarming a bribe that never happened, while refusing to name names because… reasons. It’s as if Captain Kirk had walked onto the bridge, declared the Enterprise was under attack by invisible Klingons, and then refused to show anyone the view screen because the battle “never happened.” Boldly going nowhere, with the credibility of a Craigslist ad.
Meanwhile, Ariel is still running his own “Facehugger Maneuver”—latching onto whatever host body will get him one more day of political oxygen, while Dr. Castro busies herself with that time-honored KFC tactic of whispering about “bombshells” that somehow always detonate into confetti and glitter instead of shrapnel.
So yes, Aesop, thank you for sparing us the usual KFC casserole of corruption claims, rumor soufflés, and Castro’s signature dish of empty calories. At least now we can all sit back, sip our broth, and marvel as Kirk continues to stir the pot with imaginary ingredients.
Kirk really stepped in the corbomite this time!
Aesop,WOW...once again with REAL news about the fabrications that KFC want all Coral Gables residents to believe.
Dr. Castro with her 'Yo no fui" face, total farce. She is like the Spanish saying goes" Tira la Piedra y Esconde la Mano." Kirk does not stay behind, leader of the band, KFC.... .
Great article and to the point.
Please keep informing us with truth, as always.
God bless.
Finally—a post that didn’t require a machete, three Red Bulls, and a sherpa to get through. Refreshing to see Aesop in the kitchen, cooking this mess down into a consommé rather than the usual KFC bucket of greasy filler. Honestly, it was nice to indulge in something that didn’t feel like a double-down sandwich of lies, bluster, and Castro’s latest cosplay as the Wicked Witch of Zoning.
And speaking of the “Kirk Maneuver,” let’s all appreciate the poetry: a man who bluffs with weapons he doesn’t have, then brags about disarming a bribe that never happened, while refusing to name names because… reasons. It’s as if Captain Kirk had walked onto the bridge, declared the Enterprise was under attack by invisible Klingons, and then refused to show anyone the view screen because the battle “never happened.” Boldly going nowhere, with the credibility of a Craigslist ad.
Meanwhile, Ariel is still running his own “Facehugger Maneuver”—latching onto whatever host body will get him one more day of political oxygen, while Dr. Castro busies herself with that time-honored KFC tactic of whispering about “bombshells” that somehow always detonate into confetti and glitter instead of shrapnel.
So yes, Aesop, thank you for sparing us the usual KFC casserole of corruption claims, rumor soufflés, and Castro’s signature dish of empty calories. At least now we can all sit back, sip our broth, and marvel as Kirk continues to stir the pot with imaginary ingredients.
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few,"