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Alberto Santos's avatar

As usual Ariel is taking the high moral ground, very concerned about anti semitic behavior. The problem is that this is the same Ariel that back last October what against the City of Coral Gables doing a memorial for the victims of the October 7 2023 attack in Israel by Hamas. Very inconsistent. The only consistency we can find in Ariel to self promoting himself. Time for us, the residents, to elect a decent Commissioner.

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So now we are using the new school of municipal governance... “I’m deeply offended, therefore please deploy the police department”?

Let me begin by saying the obvious so nobody faints into their fainting couch: the language in that FIU chat was ugly, stupid, and deserving of condemnation. Full stop. The problem is that Commissioner Fernandez seems to have taken that legitimate moral outrage, strapped it to the hood of a police cruiser, and decided to drive it straight into a private residents’ chat populated largely by people who—pure coincidence, I’m sure—tend to criticize him.

A remarkable coincidence, really.

Because if vague allegations of “threats” in a WhatsApp group are now sufficient to trigger High Importance emails, City Hall escalations, and invitations for police involvement, I feel obligated to ask a simple logistical question on behalf of the many Coral Gables residents who occasionally engage in the radical act of criticizing elected officials:

Should we be scheduling our interrogations in advance, or does the squad car just show up unannounced?

Purely procedural curiosity.

I ask because I have been known—on rare occasions, mind you—to express less-than-glowing opinions about Commissioner Fernandez’s conduct. If the new civic model is Criticize the Commissioner → Become the Subject of Official Correspondence, I’d like to know where I stand in the queue.

Am I:

On the “light monitoring” list?

The “let’s CC the police just in case” tier?

Or the premium “High Importance email blast to City Hall” package?

And while we’re on the subject, I was particularly intrigued by the part of the op-ed referencing the Miami retaliation case that ended in a rather expensive First Amendment lesson for taxpayers.

Which raises another practical question.

If Coral Gables is indeed experimenting with the “government intimidation of political critics” model of governance, I would like to know when residents should expect the eventual legal settlement payouts.

Not that I’m rooting for that outcome, of course. I’m simply trying to plan responsibly. Should we expect checks in the mail after the inevitable civil rights litigation, or will the city be offering some sort of frequent-critic loyalty program?

Perhaps something like:

Criticize the commissioner five times

Receive one complimentary constitutional lawsuit

Look, none of this should be controversial. Public officials accusing citizens of “threats” while simultaneously mobilizing the machinery of government against private political speech is exactly the sort of thing the First Amendment was written to prevent. It’s not a gray area. It’s civics class.

If there are real threats, fantastic—identify them, report them, and prosecute them like adults in a functioning democracy.

But if the standard is simply “people said mean things about me in a chat,” then half the city may want to start checking their phones for subpoenas.

In the meantime, Commissioner Fernandez might consider a radical alternative strategy that many public officials have successfully adopted over the centuries:

When residents criticize you…

Ignore them.

It’s cheaper than a lawsuit.

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