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JustJeff's avatar

It’s honestly impressive: every time Dr. Castro touches policy, she manages to prove Bonhoeffer right in real time. Only in Coral Gables could someone pitch a “fix” to affordability that amounts to raising the rent and then stare blankly while everyone else explains why that’s bad — like discovering gravity while falling.

And Ariel’s “I thought it was a great idea until five minutes ago” routine? Adorable. Nothing inspires confidence like a commissioner who needs a live tutorial before voting on legislation.

At this point, the only thing “strengthening” the Live Local Act was the collective willpower of the adults in the room to yank the machine gun out of the monkey’s hands before she could squeeze the trigger again.

Justin Rite's avatar

Why is this bitch always out of breath? Hey, maybe that’s it. The lack of oxigen is the cause of her stupidity. I swear there is nothing more cringy than listening to someone with a below average IQ who truly believes they are smart.

Caro's avatar

Rhonda Anderson shaking her head in bewilderment thinking “oh no child.” Unlike Castro & Fernandez, Anderson finds crucial distinctions and grasps legislation, law, and policy. Needless to say, she’s incredibly intelligent and Mayor Lago, too, sees the bigger picture. Legislation and policy matters. Not Maseratis and peer pressure. Residents should be careful of her.

Joseph A Fadel's avatar

With the enormity of information available to read nowadays you could make your. comments more succint. and less extensive. You would broaden the reach of your missives.